April 2020.

Now seems as good a time as any to finally put something up here. Here is a photo of Jess baling up a goat on the conservation estate near my house. I have taken a few goats for meat and have begun to quite admire them. There is nothing stupid about a goat. They don't really belong here though. They browse out the natives on sunny faces, which are then colonised by gorse.

May 11 2020

Today the prime minister announced that she expects large groups of New Zealanders to be heavily spaced out in the coming weeks. We will be spaced out at the movies. We will be spaced out at the rugby. Never before will so many New Zealanders have been so spaced out at so many public venues. Do your part - get spaced out for victory today!